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Reviews
“The Poop Museum was entertaining, educational, and wonderfully disgusting! During this jam-packed program, Susie impressed the kids (and adults) with shocking facts about the many different pooping habits of various species, while opening the door for kids to engage and guide the program along with her. Each kid had moments of rolling on the floor laughter at the absurdity of it all! Attendees were also proud to show off their certificates of poop knowledge and become certified members of “The Poo Crew”.”
“This program was poopmazing!!! My pre-schooler and first grader LOVED it. I am an elementary school teacher with experience also teaching middle school, and I genuinely believe Susie would captivate any age learner; I couldn’t stop watching as well. Any human would love this program.”
“My son loved this and learned so much. My husband was watching along and states this was by far, his FAVORITE online class we’ve done. ”
“Susie is the best! If she taught a class about a blade of grass, it would be nothing short of fascinating. My daughter LOVES her and learned so much in this program. We highly recommend her and her program. ”
Upcoming events …
Introducing SCIENCE SATURDAYS … come and visit The Poop Museum online … our first two events take place this January!
January 11th at 9am EST (2pm GMT/3pm CET) - The Poop Museum Part 1
January 18th at 9am EST (2pm GMT/3pm CET) - The Poop Museum Part 1
And our upcoming LIVE event schedule for the Winter includes:
February 8th
10:00am • Framingham Public Library, McAuliffe Branch, Framingham, MA - The Poop Museum Part 1
2:00pm • Hamilton-Wenham Public Library, Hamilton, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 2
February 10th - NATIONAL POOP DAY!
9:00am - WFSB-TV, Great Day @9a, Connecticut
1:00pm • Franklin Public Library, Franklin, MA - The Poop Museum Part 3
https://www.franklinma.gov/franklin-public-library
5:30 pm • Portsmouth Public Library, Portsmouth, NH - Night at the Poop Museum
https://www.cityofportsmouth.com/library
February 11th
6:30pm • BurlingtonPublic Library, Burlington, MA - The Poop Museum Part 1
https://www.burlingtonpubliclibrary.org/164/Kids-Events
February 12th
6:00pm • Poughkeepsie Public Library, Poughkeepsie, NY - The Poop Museum Part 1
February 13th
6:00pm • Billerica Public Library, Billerica, MA - The Poop Museum Part 1
February 15th
11:00am • Taunton Public Library, Taunton, MA - The Poop Museum Part 1
https://www.tauntonlibrary.org
3:30pm • Lucius Beebe Memorial Library, Wakefield, MA - The Poop Museum Part 1
https://www.wakefieldlibrary.org
February 18th
10:30am • Fiske Public Library, Wrentham, MA - The Poop Museum Part 1
3:00pm • Stevens Memorial Library, Ashburnham, MA - The Poop Museum Part 1
February 19th
10:00am • Seekonk Public Library, Seekonk, MA - The Poop Museum Part 1
2:00pm • Lakeville Public Library, Lakeville, MA - The Poop Museum Part 1
https://www.lakevillelibrary.org
6:00pm • Upton Town Library, Upton, MA - The Poop Museum Part 1
https://www.uptonma.gov/213/Library
February 20th
10:30am • Plainville Public Library, Plainville, MA - Their Butt does WHAT!?!?! *** NEW for 2025 ***
https://www.plainvillepubliclibrary.org
3:00pm • Norwell Public Library, Norwell, MA - The Poop Museum Part 1
https://www.norwellpubliclibrary.org
6:00pm • Whitam Public Library, Whitman, MA - The Poop Museum Part 1
https://www.whitmanpubliclibrary.org/420/Library
February 21st
10:30am • Truro Library, Truro, MA - The Poop Museum Part 2
2:00pm • Centerville Public Library, Barnstable, MA - Their Butt does WHAT!?!?! *** NEW for 2025 ***
https://centervillelibrary.org
February 22nd
10:30am • Newbury Town Library, Newbury, MA - Gross, Weird, Cool Science Part 2
3:00pm • Brookline Putterham Branch, Brookline, MA - Gross, Weird, Cool Science Part 1
https://www.brooklinelibrary.org
February 24th
13:30pm • Harvey Mitchell Memorial Library, Epping, NH - The Poop Museum Part 1
6:00pm • Kimball Library, Atkinson, NH - Their Butt does WHAT!?!?! *** NEW for 2025 ***
February 25th
10:30am • Abbot Public Library, Marblehead, MA - The Poop Museum Part 1
February 26th
6:00pm • Simon Fairfield Public Library, Douglas, MA - Gross, Weird, Cool Science Part 1
February 27th
3:30pm • Ingalls Memorial Library, Rindge, NH - The Poop Museum Part 1
https://www.ingallslibrary.com
March 1st
10:00am • Somerville Library - West Branch, Somerville, MA - The Poop Museum Part 1
https://www.somervillepubliclibrary.org/library/hours-locations/west-branch
Spring and Summer Dates coming soon!
The Poop Museum is available for kids, teens and adults and is available for live in-person programs at schools, libraries and fun workplaces!
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Books and games we LOVE!
What is Poop? by Katie Haynes
A fabulous flip book full of wonderful poop facts! The perfect introduction to poop for little ones.
Where does Poop Go? by Katie Haynes
Another fabulous flip book that is also part of the First Questions and Answers series from Usborne. For curious kids that wonder why the world isn’t covered in poop!
Everyone Poops by Taro Gobi
This classic and beloved book isn’t quite correct, because not “everyone” does poop (Mayflies for example, do not live long enough to poop!) but it is still one of of our favorites.
Poop Bingo
We not only love playing poo bingo, we adore the illustrations of both the animals and the poop. This is amazing way for kids to learn about the poops of their favorite poopers.
Who Pooped?
With the same beautiful illustrations as Poop Bingo, and super thick and bendable cards that will last, this poop-tastic take on matching and memory games is the perfect brain gym for kids who love poop.
Where do you poop?
Designed to support potty training, this is a gorgeous board book with pull tabs that make the poops of each animal appear, an irresistible extra that adds to the charm and fun of this book.
About
The Poop Museum started life as an online program, created by Susie Maguire.
The idea for The Poop Museum arrived on October 3rd 2020, as Susie was sitting in her back yard. She and her nephew Henry, shared a love of lavatorial humour, and were always leaving each other funny poopy messages. Susie decided to write Henry a book. It was called “Attack of the Notorious Poop Monkey” and the story was set in A Poop Museum.
Susie loved the idea so much that she launched The Poop Museum program the same day, and the rest is history.
Susie has created many more programs including:-
The Poop Museum Part 2
The Prank Poop Lab
The Fart Factory
Snot School
Gross, Weird, Cool Science
Did You Know?
The Imaginarium
The Inventor’s Academy
and ***NEW FOR 2025 ***
Their Butt does WHAT?!?!
Over the three years that these programs were available online, 15,000 children from 80+ countries attended them. And now after 12 months of LIVE programs in schools and libraries, another 15,000 kids, parents and grandparents have discovered the delights to dung!
More Poopy Stuff
The Poop Museum Organic Cotton t-shirts for the whole family.
Our soft, durable, beautiful t-shirts are made from natural materials, using renewable energy, and are shipped to you in plastic-free, plant-based packaging. Fun to wear, as well as friendly to life here on our amazing earth.
Delicious Poop Honey!
The delicious Poop Honey that we serve at The Poop Museum comes from the amazing people, and bees, at Nelson Honey. You can enjoy Poop Honey at home with 30% off using code POOP at the link below.
Paper made from Elephant Poop
And cow poop, and horse poop, and donkey poop!
In Poopoo Paper Park in Thailand, the people at PooPooPaper.com make the most beautiful papers, notebooks and notelets, all using animal poop. Follow the link to see all the amazing things they make. And use code POOP MUSEUM at check out for 10% off.
