Need more poop in your life?
Message us with your questions, join The Poo Crew, or follow us on Instagram and TikTok, using the links below.
Reviews
“The Poop Museum was entertaining, educational, and wonderfully disgusting! During this jam-packed program, Susie impressed the kids (and adults) with shocking facts about the many different pooping habits of various species, while opening the door for kids to engage and guide the program along with her. Each kid had moments of rolling on the floor laughter at the absurdity of it all! Attendees were also proud to show off their certificates of poop knowledge and become certified members of “The Poo Crew”.”
“This program was poopmazing!!! My pre-schooler and first grader LOVED it. I am an elementary school teacher with experience also teaching middle school, and I genuinely believe Susie would captivate any age learner; I couldn’t stop watching as well. Any human would love this program.”
“My son loved this and learned so much. My husband was watching along and states this was by far, his FAVORITE online class we’ve done. ”
“Susie is the best! If she taught a class about a blade of grass, it would be nothing short of fascinating. My daughter LOVES her and learned so much in this program. We highly recommend her and her program. ”
Upcoming events …
Please see the library websites/links for registration details
July 22nd
• Enfield Public Library, Enfield CT - 1:30pm
https://www.signupgenius.com/go/10C0844AFA822A7FBC43-49885282-thepoop#/
• Somers Public Library, Somers CT - 6:00pm
July 23rd
• Bloomfield Public Library, Bloomfield CT - 10:00am
https://bplct.librarycalendar.com/event/poop-museum-susie-maguire-330-park-great-room-ab-129
• The Russell Library, Middletown CT - 3:00pm
https://russelllibrary.librarycalendar.com/event/poop-museum-visit-609
• Cromwell Belden Public Library, Cromwell CT - 6:30pm
https://www.cromwellct.com/library
July 24th
• Canton Public Library, Canton CT - 10:30am
https://engagedpatrons.org/EventsExtended.cfm?SiteID=4669&EventID=532758
• Welles Turner Memorial Library, Glastonbury CT - 3:00pm
https://wtmlib.librarycalendar.com/event/poop-museum-4538
• Cora J Belden Library, Rocky Hill CT - 6:00pm
https://engagedpatrons.org/EventsExtended.cfm?SiteID=3884&EventID=523961&PK=
July 25th
• Canton Public Library, Canton CT - 10:30am
https://engagedpatrons.org/EventsExtended.cfm?SiteID=4669&EventID=529974
• Prospect Public Library, Prospect CT - 2:00pm
https://www.prospectlibrary.com/copy-of-events-registration
• Wallingford Public Library, Wallingford CT - 6:30pm
https://wallingford.librarycalendar.com/event/poop-museum-29337
July 26th
• Southbury Public Library, Southbury CT - 11:00am
https://www.southburylibrary.org/event/poop-museum-36645
• New Fairfield Free Public Library, New Fairfield CT - 4:00pm
https://events.getlocalhop.com/the-poop-museum/event/G7dfAmngGQ/
July 27th
• Preston Public Library, Preston CT - 11:00am
https://prestonpubliclibrary.org
July 29th
• Ansonia Library, Ansonia CT - 1:00pm
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeGuGyzEyFSLvXd_H1REN4czbqffKGYJju8FVe7iyjhj2Hbfw/viewform
• Wolcott Public Library, Wolcott CT - 5:30pm
https://wolcottlibrary.org/childrens/
July 30th
• Flint Memorial Library, North Reading MA - 5:30pm
https://flintmemoriallibrary.assabetinteractive.com/calendar/poop-museum/
July 31st
• South Yarmouth Library, Yarmouth MA - 11:00am
July 31st - Gross, Weird, Cool Science!
• Centerville Public Library, Barnstable, MA - 2:00pm
August 1st
• Brewster Ladies’ Library, Brewster, MA - 11:00am
https://brewsterladieslibrary.assabetinteractive.com/calendar/poop-museum-presentation/
August 2nd
• Tufts Library, Weymouth, MA - 10:00am
https://weymouth.assabetinteractive.com/calendar/the-poop-museum/
August 2nd
• Thomas Crane Public Library, Qunicy, MA - 2:30pm
https://thomascranelibrary.assabetinteractive.com/calendar/poop-museum/
August 3rd
• Forbes Library, Northampton, MA - 11:00am
https://forbeslibrary.libcal.com/event/12184730?hs=a
August 3rd
• Needham Free Public Library, Needham, MA - 3:30pm
https://needhamma.assabetinteractive.com/calendar/all-about-animal-poop/
August 5th
• Hudson Public Library, Hudson, MA - 11:00am
August 5th
• Ipswich Public Library, Ipswich, MA - 6:00pm
https://ipswichlibrary.assabetinteractive.com/calendar/the-poop-museum/
August 6th - The Poop Museum - Part 2!
• Milton Public Library, Milton, MA - 2:30pm
https://miltonlibrary.org/youth/children/
August 7th
• Townsend Public Library, Townsend, MA - 11:00am
https://townsendlibrary.assabetinteractive.com/calendar/the-poop-museum/
August 7th
• Acton Memorial Library, Acton, MA - 3:00pm
https://actonmemoriallibrary.assabetinteractive.com/calendar/the-poop-museum/
August 8th - The Poop Museum - Part 2
• Whitinsville Social Library, Northbridge, MA - 11:00am
August 8th - Gross, Weird, Cool Science!
• Woburn Public Library, Woburn, MA - 3:30pm
https://woburnpubliclibrary.assabetinteractive.com/calendar/placeholder-gross-weird-cool-science/
August 9th
• Whitefield Public Library, Whitefield, NH - 10:30am
https://whitefieldpubliclibrary.org/calendar-%7C-programs
August 10th
• The Public Library of Brookline, Putterham Branch, Brookline, MA - 2:00pm
https://www.brooklinelibrary.org/events/event/the-poop-museum/
August 12th
• Plainville Public Library, Plainville, MA - 10:30am
August 12th
• Attleboro Public Library, Attleboro, MA - 1:30pm
August 14th
• Levi Heywood Memorial Library, Gardner, MA - 10:00am
https://www.keepandshare.com/calendar/show.php?i=1589702&vw=month&ign=y
August 14th - Gross, Weird, Cool Science
• Rice Public Library, Kittery, ME - 5:00pm
https://ricepl.librarycalendar.com/event/poop-museum-3319
August 17th
• South Hadley Public Library, South Hadley, MA - 10:30am
http://www.eventkeeper.com/mars/xpages/xp_newpopevent.cfm?zeeOrg=SHADLEY&EventID=7585185&sw=1440
August 17th
• Central Library at Copley Square, Boston, MA - 3:30pm
https://bpl.bibliocommons.com/events/6697c933e3e1ee300048c652
August 20th - Gross, Weird, Cool Science!
• Newton Free Library, Newton, MA - 4:00pm
https://newtonfreelibrary.libcal.com/event/12708525
August 21st
• Franklin Public Library, Franklin, MA - 10:30am
The Poop Museum is available for kids, teens and adults and is available for live in-person programs at schools, libraries and fun workplaces!
Gallery
Books and games we LOVE!
What is Poop? by Katie Haynes
A fabulous flip book full of wonderful poop facts! The perfect introduction to poop for little ones.
Where does Poop Go? by Katie Haynes
Another fabulous flip book that is also part of the First Questions and Answers series from Usborne. For curious kids that wonder why the world isn’t covered in poop!
Everyone Poops by Taro Gobi
This classic and beloved book isn’t quite correct, because not “everyone” does poop (Mayflies for example, do not live long enough to poop!) but it is still one of of our favorites.
Poop Bingo
We not only love playing poo bingo, we adore the illustrations of both the animals and the poop. This is amazing way for kids to learn about the poops of their favorite poopers.
Who Pooped?
With the same beautiful illustrations as Poop Bingo, and super thick and bendable cards that will last, this poop-tastic take on matching and memory games is the perfect brain gym for kids who love poop.
Where do you poop?
Designed to support potty training, this is a gorgeous board book with pull tabs that make the poops of each animal appear, an irresistible extra that adds to the charm and fun of this book.
About
The Poop Museum started life as an online program, created by Susie Maguire.
The idea for The Poop Museum arrived on October 3rd 2020, as Susie was sitting in her back yard. She and her nephew Henry, shared a love of lavatorial humour, and were always leaving each other funny poopy messages. Susie decided to write Henry a book. It was called “Attack of the Notorious Poop Monkey” and the story was set in A Poop Museum.
Susie loved the idea so much that she launched The Poop Museum program the same day, and the rest is history.
Susie has created many more classes including:-
The Poop Museum Part 2
The Prank Poop Lab
The Fart Factory
Snot School
Gross, Weird, Cool Science
Did You Know?
The Imaginarium
The Inventor’s Academy
Over the three years that these programs were available online, 15,000 children from 80+ countries attended them.
More Poopy Stuff
The Poop Museum Organic Cotton t-shirts for the whole family.
Our soft, durable, beautiful t-shirts are made from natural materials, using renewable energy, and are shipped to you in plastic-free, plant-based packaging. Fun to wear, as well as friendly to life here on our amazing earth.
Delicious Poop Honey!
The delicious Poop Honey that we serve at The Poop Museum comes from the amazing people, and bees, at Nelson Honey. You can enjoy Poop Honey at home with 30% off using code POOP at the link below.
Paper made from Elephant Poop
And cow poop, and horse poop, and donkey poop!
In Poopoo Paper Park in Thailand, the people at PooPooPaper.com make the most beautiful papers, notebooks and notelets, all using animal poop. Follow the link to see all the amazing things they make. And use code POOP MUSEUM at check out for 10% off.
